BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! This is so exciting that I can hardly wait to get it out but the Most Beautiful issue of People goes on sale on Friday!! Have mine reserved. This year's 'Most Beautiful' is Lupita Nyong'o. Behind the scenes with Phillip Phiilips on the "Raging Fire" video and more from the...

"You Can't Make This Crap Up" File:

-   Should you remind the cops about the drugs after you've served your time for car theft where they were found? No.

-   From the lost chapters of Dr. Spocks child care bible.

-   How do you know your first date didn't go well.