What the heck is the Banana Derby? Please do not look it up in your Urban Dictionary!

The Hudson Valley Fair is coming to the Dutchess Stadium, Route 9D Fishkill this weekend. They are going to have trained monkeys riding dogs in a race! The race is known as "The Banana Derby." I don't know why, but you put a monkey in an outfit and let em drive or ride something and you've got something called "family fun."

Check out the Banana Derby on this video, but you can only get it's true joy by experiencing it live :)